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Waiters Reveal The Most F'ed Up Thing They've Seen On The Job And Yikes, Check Please!

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There's an old saying that goes something along the lines of, "you don't f-ck with the people who handle your food," and yet, it happens everyday. I don't get it! Really, I don't! I am so over-the-top nice to waiter that they most likely think I'm trying to hit on them. In reality, I am scared shitless that they're going to stick my cheeseburger down their pants, rub it on their genitals, and serve it to me with a smile.

The service industry, most specifically the food service industry is NOT a walk in the park and it's important to not only acknowledge, but respect that fact. Otherwise—please see line about cheeseburgers and genitals.

This Reddit thread is definitely a testament to the trials and tribulations of your standard waiter. So much so, that I'm contemplating learning how to cook, so I never have to eat out again. People are animals, my friends. ANIMALS, I say!

Romantic_Amobea posed this question—"Waiters of reddit, what fucked up shit have you overheard while waiting tables?" The answers are nothing if not entertaining.

To read the full thread, head on over to Reddit.

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