"What is something everyone has done but does not want to admit?" was the question posed by Redditor, AyeeJayy101 and since then the 3,521 responses amassed from absolutely hilarious to absolutely disturbing—which, to be fair, is par for the course with anything on Reddit.
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As a means of keeping my own mental in check, I decided to go ahead and select those I found to be the most humorous or relatable. Human nature can get prreettyy dark, I didn't want to deal with answers like, "thinking about skinning someone alive" or, masturbating to Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Although, I guess most men would consider the latter relatable, no?
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"Had an intensely intimate dream about someone you don't really think much of romantically or sexually, and subsequently felt really weird about them the following day."—skinflavorbubblegum
"Blown their nose while sick and been simultaneously horrified and proud of the giant snot wad they just managed to dislodge from their skull."—TywinAteMyBaby
"Stepping on your pet and then begging for their forgiveness."—MyPantsPitchedATent
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"Kicked the ice under the fridge when it drops on the floor."—alabamacakelady
"Imagined an entire life with a stranger you saw out in public."—RyFi17
"Tucked my penis between my legs and cross my legs together so it looks like I have a vagina."—notMarkMitch7
"Peed in the shower."—turkeyjerkey23
"Most guys, at some point in their lives, have tried to suck their own dick."—adukes24
"Ran out of toilet paper with no one home and had to duck walk to the pantry with your pants around your feet to grab some more."—Guitarhero835772
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