See that keyboard lying in front of you? Pick it up and throw it in the sea.
Shut up - don’t question it. Do it. Throw your keyboard into the sea. Tie it to a brick if you have one.
Done? Brilliant. Now you can’t ruin Mad Men for us. You’ve done your job for today. Congratulations mate. Proud of you.
A little bit of context: America got first dibs on the Mad Men finale last night, condemning Brits to a minefield of potentially life-ruining spoilers today. You’re not safe. Trust nobody. Life is relentlessly unfair.
We understand the struggle, however, and it’s for that reason that we’ve put together a few tips to avoiding the spoilers:
Close your eyes really tight and sellotape speakers to your ears. Live in a bin for the forseeable future.
Unfriend everybody on your Facebook, making sure to alienate all of your friends and family with one last completely unforgivable status.
Go for a very long toilet.
Stare at these GIFs of the incredible Christina Hendricks until this all blows over...
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