I'm going to go ahead and give this video a big f'in NOPE. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I'm sorry, I'm just being honest here. I'm not even particularly afraid of spiders, but a black widow? Nah, I'll give that a hard pass, thanks. The only black widow allowed in my life is an Iggy Azalea song and wait, actually, that was pretty scary too (in its own right).
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To be fair, this dude is a bona fide wilderness expert, hence the YouTube channel being named, Brave Wilderness but still, is it really worth risking your life to entertain bored millennials? Guess so! Take a look and seriously, hats off to you if you can watch it all without feeling a deep pit of worry and despair in your stomach.
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The channel is described as—"your one stop connection to a wild world of adventure and amazing up close animal encounters! Follow along with adventurer and animal expert Coyote Peterson and his crew as they lead you on three exciting expedition series - Breaking Trail, Dragon Tails and Coyote’s Backyard - featuring everything from Grizzly Bears and Crocodiles to Rattlesnakes and Tarantulas! Every single episode offers an opportunity to learn something new."
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I just can't really imagine waking up one day and saying, "yeah, deadly animals, that's gonna be my jam for life." Not that being a doctor or lawyer seems all that grand either, but at least your death would come after a long life of paying bills and feeling unsatisfied (like a normal person).
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