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Oh, Donald Trump is there a single woman in Hollywood you haven't tried to date? We're using the word "date" loosely, as of course we mean something else, but let's not go there! Regardless of your political persuasion, I think we can all agree that Donald has always tried to maintain the whole "Old Rich Dude" trope as a means of hitting on women — I guess some people are into that sort of thing. The man has had 3 wives after all.
Today's anecdotal evidence is the lovely Brooke Shields, whose eyebrows have been dazzling the covers of fashion magazines since before most of us were born. Speaking of being born, you think she came out of the womb with those full brows? We bet she did. During an episode of Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live on Bravo, Brooke reveals a little Trump rendezvous she had back in 1996.
As an aside, holy crap has Brooke Shields met A LOT of famous people. It pays to be beautiful, remember that! Moving on, it looks like it was big swing and a miss for Good Ol' Trumpy, but, hey! He's got Melania now, it all worked out for him! Ah, how can we forget — he's also the ruler of the freakin' free world, so, it stands to reason he isn't crying in a corner pining over Brooke Shields. Who knows, though? Maybe she's the one that got away.
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