Image via Instagram/dennysdiner
Sure, every single drunken college kid might enjoy hunting down a Taco Bell to grab Fourth Meal, but, back when I was in college, because we didn't have a T-Bell close to our campus, my buddies and I often stumbled our way into the best American diner on the F'in planet; Dennys.
That's right, after a night out on the town included tons of shots and even more cheap-ass beer, we ordered some all-time classics like Denny's Moons Over My Hammy or the Loaded Breakfast Sandwich to help offset our soon-to-have hangovers.
And, while I'll go to bat and stand up for Denny's pretty much anytime someone tries talking crap about the place, it's hard to do that right now — because I'm too busy laughing at the restaurant's new sausage mascot, which, to be frank, looks like a giant piece of poo rather than a piece of meat... and the Internet is letting the company know it.
The Dennys turd is here with lunch pic.twitter.com/uoqLsi2xzt— AmericanPropagandist (@ArmyStrang) September 9, 2017
BOSS: We need a new Denny's mascot— Matt (@clickhello) September 13, 2017
Mkting dullard: Eggs? Bacon? Pancakes?
BOSS: nah could b misinterpreted as something gross
Mkting genius: pic.twitter.com/qFg8BKWr4v
Denny's new mascot looks exactly like what happens less than 30 seconds after eating Denny's. pic.twitter.com/hzYQHhSSeo— #HireHank (@Hankyboy09) September 13, 2017
So this is Denny's new mascot... I think I will pass if he is the one bringing lunch. pic.twitter.com/aWsUn1Roda— Ty Jordan (@ImTyJordan) September 13, 2017
Denny's New Mascot sure is something pic.twitter.com/2wD5BykwSb— Scott (@UKBleedingBlue) September 13, 2017
Omg NOWAY! https://t.co/3htRiGGhaO— Heidi Hamilton (@heidihamilton) September 13, 2017
The new Denny's mascot looks like a piece of poop. I don't know what demographic they're trying to reach, but I'm pretty sure I'm not in it.— Jackie (@JackieNation) September 13, 2017
This really is Denny's new mascot? Really? If this was there #1, what was there #2? pic.twitter.com/i6KYJGPZre— VBTheWise (@VBTheWise) September 13, 2017
Wierd he usually only shows up after you finish eating— Neil Armstrong (@FatMan_OnTheRun) September 10, 2017
Man, talk about some serious trolling on the Internet's part, right?
Although Denny's has caught some serious, uh, shit for using the mascot — which, even if it is a sausage, is so boring that they should change it anyway — the company has no plans of "dumping" it.
Mascots are fun and all, but, dammit Denny's, why did you need to go and make one that looks like this?!?
Lead image via Instagram/dennysdiner.
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