It's tough work being the funnyman. But how will ex-footballer and I'm A Celeb star Jimmy Bullard fare against the toughest test in the world?
I wouldn’t really put myself down as an arsonist to be honest. When I was in the jungle, I kept chucking logs on the fire up to chest height, just to wind up Michael.
Yeah, just in the bedroom with the Mrs. No one should know about that, though.
Yeah, all the time. Not like you’re thinking now though. It's usually because I forget to shake properly.
I caught a trout once. Killed it, cooked it. It was really nice. I remember wrapping it up in foil with onions and grilling it or chucking it on the barbecue.
No, no, no. I’m shocking. Whenever I’ve got a present or had to put up a cot - it usually ends up with me throwing a tantrum, someone rowing and then I’ve gone “nah” and binned the whole thing.
I’ve got bulldog, bullfish, bullfrog. They’re the main nicknames. But I’ve given them to myself.
Yeah, always. That’s what I do all the time.
No. I’d do it with my Mrs though, course. It’s a great idea, actually.
My chest. I do that quite a lot because I have about twelve hairs on there and it looks crap. I had a little bit of my leg waxed the other day. Oh, and I’ve done my pubes.
I love ‘em but I hate ‘em at the the same time. Halloween, I think, with Mike Myers. They frighten the life out of me but also I’m addicted to them.
Yes, but that’s just to get the other guy messed up and then hit him with the right hook instead. Chuck a rabbit punch, he’ll think I missed and then shake him up. BANG!
Depends what sort of BBQ it is. If everyone’s having it then I’ll go mental. But if it’s round the in-laws then I’ll offer to help, cook a burger and piss off. I never get behind the oven.
Yeah, all the time. I'm doing loads of TV at the minute, the make-up girls are always putting make-up on me. Not randomly though, no.
Well I’m on the golf course now, so I’ve got six tee pegs, a coin and a ball marker. Oh, and a leaf. Don’t ask me why.
Yeah, everyone’s done that!
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