Where would we be without sandwiches? We'd be the muckiest of pups, slurping meat and cheese from our dirty palms like savages. Two slices of bread are quite literally the only things separating us from chimpanzees, and that's a scientific fact.
But then, we must also remember that two slices is merely a suggestion. To achieve true greatness, you need to have the audacity to take your sandwich to the next level.
And nobody understands that better than the Brothers Green, who decided to pop in and show FHM how a truly magnificent man-wich is made.