The Internet Weighs In On The First Time They Got Drunk And Woof, Thank God For Alcohol Tolerance

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It's safe to say that everyone and their mother has a classic first time getting drunk story. To be fair, it's a right of passage shared amongst a spectrum of people, ranging from monarchs and celebrities to everyday citizens. If nothing else, we can all agree that we're super happy to no longer be tormented with the trouble of not knowing WTF alcohol is going to do to our body. That being said, it's nice to take a walk down memory lane and remember how crazy we used to get as kids.


That's why when we came across this question posed by Reddit user, TapiocaTuesday, we just had to share it with y'all. With the holiday season right around the corner, it's important to keep your wits about you, and perhaps these first time drinking stories will help:

"What happened the first time you got drunk?"

Disclaimer: these range from funny to disgusting, as most first time drinking stories tend to do. If you don't have the stomach for vomit, you should perhaps stop reading now. Then again, we bet it's a lot more entertaining than you're office job.

Captain And Cheddar, Please

Don't We All?

Yep, We Agree

Life Is Like A Box Of Alcoholic Chocolates

Happy Endings


Where Did The Ice Cream Go?!

Thanks, Mom

Note To Self: No Smirnoff And Tequila, Ever

Been There, Pal

The Perfect Outcome

To read the full thread, head on over to Reddit for more first time drinking stories (that'll make you feel a little better about your behavior last weekend).

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