Former Adult Star Lisa Ann Gives You Everything You Need To Win Your Fantasy Football League

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When we first got word that we would be talking to former porn star Lisa Ann—once one of the most legendary adult film stars on the planet—we were ecstatic about what she had to say. But the chat isn't what many of you thought it would be about. You see, Lisa exited the porn industry in early-2015 to focus on one of God's greatest gifts: fantasy football. And since then, she has paved quite a path for herself that includes a SiriusXM Fantasy Sports Radio aptly titled, "Lisa Ann Does Fantasy."

After chatting with her, one thing is obvious—the girl who starred in over 500 videos isn't a fantasy slouch, knowing way more than any of those preseason fantasy football magazines do. Since every guy could use some last-minute advice to win his league, Lisa Ann offered up her knowledge to talk about her favorite sleeper picks, what you might consider naming your team and if your fantasy football knowledge can actually impress a woman.

Did You Always Play Fantasy Football, Or Was It Something That You Sort Of Picked Up Over The Years?

"I didn't always play fantasy football, but when I had the opportunity to do the show, I was very familiar with sports like football and basketball, so it was really just a matter of picking up the fantasy aspect of those. I find it a lot easier when you have already followed the players and teams and understand the business side of sports when putting together the perfect fantasy team. As sports fans, I think we've always imagined an ideal lineup for a fantasy team, and this just gave me a way to do it each week. I learned fantasy to do this for a living, which is pretty cool."

Do You Prefer Daily Fantasy Games Or A Season-Long League?

"I think it really depends on how much you love the sport, because, I'm in a season-long baseball league, and it only has weekend lineup changes, and I found that to be a little bit more taxing on me than a season-long NBA league which has daily lineup changes. If you love basketball, you're already looking each day at matchups and who's playing who, so to set a lineup each day was something I found easy. So, yeah, I think it all depends on how much you actually like a sport and how drawn you are to following it each and every day as a fan."

What Factors Should Be Considered When Drafting A Player? "When it comes to the NFL, the most important things are coaching changes or coordinator changes, but I also look at what running backs might be sharing the workload with another player. You really have to be studying that and following along. And then, of course, injuries are such a major factor in the NFL that you really have to determine if you have a better player on your bench who can start to get some points than a guy who's banged up and might be removed early in the game and get you zero points."

OK, You've Got The Top Pick This Year In One Of Your Leagues, Who Are You Taking? "Antonio Brown. No doubt. He's the number one player on every single site. He's a PPR (points per reception) monster. Even in a standard league without PPR, he's going to get those red zone targets without much of a running game and with that offensive line, and his bond with quarterback Ben Roehtlisberger is just magic."

Like Porn Titles, Fantasy Football Team Names Can Get Pretty Unique, Any Good Suggestions For This Year?

"I mean, let's be honest, I love to look them up online, don't you? I normally have to keep my team name G-rated for work so people can watch our season live, but there are some good ones this year. Julio Think You Are is a good one. Goff Balls is pretty funny. Forte Year Old Virgin is amazing. Wham Bam Thank You Cam is great. There are so many good ones."

Lastly, Any Chance A Guy Can Use His Fantasy Skills To Pick Up A Girl? If So, Any Advice To Pull It Off?

"I mean, the best way is to win some leagues. You have to have some fantasy football prowess if that's going to be your game, right? Like, you have to be the guy on those daily fantasy football commercials that everyone sees and have the picture of you holding a one million dollar check as the background on your phone. That's the best way for it to work."

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