With the exception of niche porno-flicks, there's generally very little crossover between the bedroom and the boardroom. I mean, logistically all of the things below can 100% be said during a job interview, and consequently during a blowjob, or more specifically full-on sex (full-on sex sounds fairly cheesy in retrospect, but I'm going to run with it).
Leave it to the beautiful people of Reddit to really do the damn thing—who comes up with this stuff?! Never once have I thought to myself, "Hm, what can I say to my prospective employer that I can also say to a woman I'm inside of/man that's inside of me (I don't do both, I'm just being gender-inclusive here).
Thank you Redditor, ---Speed--- for the entertaining thread!
"I've been looking forward to this opportunity for a long time."—marct334
"My powers have doubled since the last time we met."—Catacomb82
"I've gained some more experience over the past year."—BrandOfTheExalt
"What I lack in experience, I make up for in dedication and spunk."—tllut
"I believe I'm the right fit for this position."—HeffalumpGlory
"I love this position."—hand0fkarma
"I just came for the money"—alexual
"Do you have any openings I can fill?"—hotdoglunch
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"So, what is the per hourly rate?"—JLD
"I've had a lot of experience in similar positions."—Wulfpack01
"Your secretary said I'm just one of 12 coming in today?"—Rupispupis
"I'm flexible and willing to give anything a try."—Daimo
"I'll try to be quick, I know there's three other guys waiting for us to get done."—WinoWhitey
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"I'll take one for the team."—alxnfl
"Don't worry, I like getting my hands dirty."—letsallgettherapy
"I'm interested in deepening your market penetration."—WayTooManyOpinions
"I can see myself coming in here every day."—FailNunez
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