I think when it comes to eating Mc'Donald's a lot of people are pretty hesitant to admit just how much they're lovin' it (well, maybe with the exception of Chad Ochocino).
If you don't eat McDonald's something is seriously wrong with you...— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) October 24, 2016
If you don't eat McDonald's something is seriously wrong with you...
I for one have absolutely take ZERO issue with Mickey D's, in moderation of course. Truthfully, if it weren't for my metabolism being as slow as it is, I'd eat it everyday. I'm not kidding either. It's delicious! You can go to a Mc'Donald's in China, Australia, Africa—it doesn't matter, they're going to have a Big Mac!! I take comfort in that notion, and to hell with the people that don't.
I'm always glad to see that the folks over at HellthyJunkFood appreciate my worldly sense of cuisine. Of course, being that they're mad scientists in the kitchen they had to amp this classic up to ridiculous heights. Admittedly, it's not the first or even the second largest Big Mac the world has even seen, but honestly, these two are IMPRESSIVE when it comes to their chef skills. Who decides to make the bun?? Uh, HellthyJunkFood, that's who! I really just love what they're doing even if it doesn't fit the conventional mainstream Kale-America. It takes a lot to shock people nowadays and giant junk food, well that's shocking!
Just for fun I went ahead and did the caloric count, try not to pass out when you read it—
Permitting a regular sized Big Mac comes in at 563 calories with THIRTY-THREE grams of fat, and I'm going to assume this thing is about 4-5 times that size so it would total 2,815 calories and 165 grams of fat. Honestly, I know it's bad, but it's not THAT bad!! Especially if you're hungover and DGAF.
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