When it comes to average citizens and their celebrity sexcapades, we don't often get to hear about all the dirty deets unless they're scribbled across the pages of a tell-all novel or as modern times would have it, secretly posted to Snapchat. Fortunately, that's all about to change, as one fine Redditor, Bhighkin posed this hard-hitting question—
"Former groupies of Reddit, what was your experience?"
Oh, I like that! No, I LOVE that! It's story-telling for the sake of entertainment—not as a means of destroying families or driving tabloid sales. Reddit is doing it for the culture! And for that, we thank the kind ladies and gentlemen who were brave enough to semi-anonymously share their tales. Also, as a completely random happenstance, it seems John Mayer catches A LOT of heat in this thread. WTF, John? WTF.
"Friend of a roommate's mother fucked DMX. we got his number from her cell phone but his answering machine message was just him barking for 30 seconds."—BobDolesPotato
"This chick at my school hooked up with based god when he preformed at our 4/20 spring jam festival thing and when she woke up in his hotel room he was gone, there was like 23 dollars and a little bag of really sh*tty weed by the bed. hilarious."—DudeManBroSloth
"My mom's coworker banged Bon Jovi. She told everyone about it including me when I was 10."—tdub1111
"I had sex with Brian Bell from weezer when they were touring in Manitoba. Great guy. He played the say it aint so solo for me."—plissken627
"A few years ago a woman I worked with always bragged about how she slept with Steven Tyler when she was 18 (she's probably in her late 40s early 50s now). According to her, they still talk on the phone about once a year, not sure if that's true though."—SmellyMickey
"At the club I work at several years ago (maybe five) kid rock came in one night after playing downtown. Well he hit it off with one dancer named Destiny. They went back to his tour bus, where they got fucked up and did they deed. She supposedly hung out with him for a week. And apparently he likes rough anal. So there's that."—Harley_Quin
"A friend of mine used to be pretty proud of her one night stand with Chris Brown back in 2007. Now... not so much."—cranberry94
"My friend's cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying "YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS".—diba_
"I know a girl who used to hook up with Chad Kroeger from Nickelback all the time. Said he is hung like a horse which kinda pisses me off."—ThrowAwayAllDamnDay
"A friend of mine "hooked up" with The Weeknd on New Years Eve. Said he was the best she ever had, and was actually a really sweet, humble guy. At first I didn't believe her, but she took a picture of them in bed post sex..so.."—brianrankin
"In high school, I knew a guy who knew a girl who apparently went home with John Mayer one night.He wanted to piss on her, and she left his house crying."—kickintheface
"I was at a John Mayer concert and me and a friend were invited backstage to "hang out." When we got back there he asked us if we were okay with him fisting either of us. When we said no, he laughed at us, called us ugly, and kicked us out."—JayXL14
To read the full thread, head on over to reddit.
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