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Usually women are known for having the magical genitalia, but at least for today we'll have to put that notion aside, as we honor martial arts expert, Ye Wei, for overcoming the miraculous challenge of attaching 7 Audis to his ballsack....and then DRAGGING THEM 8-F'IN-METERS.
The Metro says:
"Ye has been practising his own brand of martial arts that focuses on ‘inner strength’, energy from his spine, as well as his testicles, which he charmingly calls his ‘outer kidneys’."
Outer kidneys, how, uhm, quirky? Also, WTF is this inner-strength bull and why am I just finding out about its crazy benefits now? I thought inner-strength just helps you get over dumb stuff like a breakup, or losing your job, or finding out that you're adopted. Who on earth knew it was assistive in scrotum magic?! This seriously brings a whole new meaning to the term, "Nut Up."
Well, that was certainly SOMETHING. I don't know what would ever possess a man to look at not one, not two, but SEVEN Audis and then think to himself, "I'm going to attach them alllll to my d*ck, because that seems fun and I'm a FUN guy." Is there any way that this footage is doctored? I mean, I doubt it. I would hope if it were doctored it would be less blurry, right? Like why post a poorly shot doctored video? Seems counterproductive. I think I'll just have to accept that this is a reality, a real man did this real thing and showed it to the world (but first The Chinese).
Also, fun fact, that 12.6 tons number was metric tons, so in American speak, that's actually 14 tons. I know that doesn't make the imagery any better, but if I have to deal with visual and sort of shooting reactive pain in my groin area, so do you.