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It's not the most gentlemanly thing to do, but it's not uncommon for us guys to try and get as many notches on the ol' belt as possible before we find the right lady, settle down and start being, you know, an adult.
And while we all like to try and keep track of the people we've slept with, a new study from a cash back site called Quidco has done some math and helped us find the average number of times someone will have sex before they die: 5,778 times.
That sure is a hell of a lot of slippin' and slidin', isn't it?
Per the Daily Star:
On top of this, we’ll also fall in love 6.5 times and have eight romantic partners. Using the national life expectancy of 83 years, it also means we’ll be dumped 5.5 times and have six unrequited loves, Huffington Post reports.
And according to the same report, we’ll also sleep for 181,770 hours (20.8 years), take 2,689 selfies and spend a whopping 52,502 hours (six years) on social media before we die.
Who knows if this is anywhere close to being accurate, but I'd like to think that bangin' nearly 5,800 times in my lifetime makes me an absolute stud, so I'll go ahead and just take this research with a big smile.