We don’t mean to whine, but sometimes being a guy is tricky. Here’s our indispensable guide to acting like a man when the going gets tough.
> Decide a bully-proof name before the baby pops out. You and your partner aren’t going to be lucid following 10 sleepless hours of drugs and screaming.
> Stop moaning. Having a baby is easy. Well, for you it is.
> Don’t look too hard. You’re going to want to have sex again sometime in the future.
> No filming. Your brain will do a perfectly good job of selecting the best bits (filtering out the squirting bodily fluids) without the need for Final Cut Pro.