We hate to say it, but, the older you get, the less magical Christmas becomes. For starters, you get less presents. WTF is that all about, Santa? Second, handing your family members a macaroni Christmas tree you made in school isn't going to cut it. You have to actually spend money to make people happy. It's a real bummer, guys. That being said, there are some pros, albeit not many, but, still, gotta take what we can get, right? If you're super into "adulting", you might be hosting a Holiday dinner at your house and you know what that means? You get to call the shots — food, decor, booze, it's all up to you! That includes, most importantly, the Christmas tree. Better yet, Christmas treen ornaments.
In our opinion, an elegant tree is lovely and all that classy crap, but where's the personality? A tree should reflect the owner and if we had to guess, most of the guys reading are beer drinkin', joke telling hooligans. Your tree should have some humor! Sure, some of your family members might lower their heads in shame, but, hey! That's the price every good comedian has to pay. Deal with it. To be inclusive of everyone's tastes, these ornaments range from PG-13 to Rated R.
We understand that not everyone has the same potentially sick sense of humor that we do (in which case, you're really missing out). We threw in the links to purchase, of course! Amazon is pretty legit when it comes to super fast shipping, so these bad boy should arrive just in time for your drunk uncle to come crashing through your door (hopefully not with his car this time).