Image via Instagram/borgettti
I could easily sit here and talk about how awful I've gotten at beer pong since my college days, but why bore you with miserable stories about me growing up and losing that magic touch?
Instead, let's celebrate those who still have it—like this kid, Adalberto Lopez, who posted an insane video on Instagram of him burying 36 trick shots with various body parts.
Admittedly, even the world's best beer pong player probably couldn't do the things that Adalberto was capable of, so I don't feel too bad. Still, my mind hurts knowing that someone can pull stunts like this off without much hesitation.