We know there's no love lost between The Kardashians and you guys, our FHM audience. You think they're rich, spoiled, high-maintenance brats, blah, blah, blah. However, in a fit of eternal optimism, we were sort of hoping that all could change today. C'mon guys, not even Kourtney Kardashian can change your mind?
Kourtney, who on several occasions this past summer wore some of the tiniest bikinis known to man? Kourtney, who as the oldest of the "Krew" has always managed to slay the Instagram game with reckless abandon? Hell, if she's not going to make Kardashian-believers out of you guys, we don't know who possibly could. We've tried them all! Kim, Kendall, Kylie, Khloe — we even went so far as to consider featuring some sexy photos of Kris Jenner before we decided it was a really, really bad idea for our Facebook comment section.
With "only" 58.8 million Instagram followers, Kourtney isn't the most popular Kardashian/Jenner on the block, but we're here to argue today (and always) that there is plenty of evidence to suggest that Kourtney is most definitely the hottest. Is that completely and totally shallow? Absolutely. Are we going to carry on making our point anyway? Absolutely.
Season 14 premieres tomorrow!!! 9/8c on E! #KUWTK #KeepItKardashian A post shared by Kris Jenner (@krisjenner) on Sep 30, 2017 at 7:49am PDT
Season 14 premieres tomorrow!!! 9/8c on E! #KUWTK #KeepItKardashian
A post shared by Kris Jenner (@krisjenner) on Sep 30, 2017 at 7:49am PDT
Naturally, we're going to use a gallery of 27 photos to really drive this point home, but in the spirit of being thorough we decided to throw in some character talking points that add to Kourtney's overall appeal. What do we mean by that? Well, she's not just a pretty face. She's got some pretty admirable qualities worth discussing.
First, she has 3 adorable children. Second, she's managed to put up with Scott Disick this long without committing murder and third, she not only sits atop of MILF mountain, she's also snagged herself a solid cougar title by dating a 23-year-old male model. You go, Kourtney!
OK now you guys are more than welcome to indulge in the more visual aspects of this presentation. If by the end you still hate The Kardashians, that's fine! At least you'll be unable to deny how sexy Kourtney is.
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