Well, well, well, the calendar might say that it's Kourtney Kardashian's birthday, but the reality star and eldest daughter of America's most popular family gave us quite the gift to salivate over on her Instagram account.
That's because Kourt didn't just show off just one of her assets, but decided that this would be the year she'd really give it to us all, stripping down and going completely nude as a way to celebrate another year passing.
Maybe more than the sexy photo itself is the fact that Kourtney's 38 years old—does that body look like it has had a few kids and is aging? Nope, not that our eyes can see.
Let us be the first to wish Kourtney Kardashian a very happy birthday, now if you could tell us what you'd like as a gift, we'd be happy to arrange something small for a woman who literally has it all—including some incredible sex appeal.