Before we get into these riveting Lyft horror stories, we would just like to thank those brave men and women out there who willingly choose to drive drunken assh-les around for a living. It's not an easy job, but somebody's gotta do it, right? Right! But does that mean we have to make their lives miserable? Absolutely not. Imagine if someone walked up to your desk right now and puked on it. Wouldn't you be pissed? Same goes for Lyft drivers, folks. Puking is just one example of how crappy passengers can be, but after reading a thread posed by reddit user, jrsalive, we realize it can be a lot worse than that.
"Lyft drivers of reddit, what's the worst demand a passenger has made to you?"
We hope the anecdotes below will change your Lyft etiquette. Then again, most of you are black out drunk when you use these services, so, who knows? If you're remotely sober, just don't be a d*ck, OK? It doesn't cost anything to have manners! Yes, we realize we sound like your grandmother. We don't care.
Taco Bell Brat
Your Sister Is Right, Buddy
Gotta Catch 'Em All
Well, That's...Sketchy AF
Even Fake Donald Trump Sucks
That's Not How Lyft Works, Man
To read more Lyft horror stories, head on over to reddit where, hopefully, you learn a thing or two about human freakin' decency.
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