Popular rock bands are a teensy bit tame nowadays, aren’t they? Like, can you really imagine Mumford and Sons smashing their banjos to smithereens in an onstage fit of fury? Or Fall Out Boy, high on elephant tranquillizers, riding motorbikes down hotel hallways in a frenzy?
Nah. For the real crazy shit – the real rock’n’roll lifestyle – there’s only one place you need look: the House of Lords.
Yesterday, Lord John Sewel quit his role as Deputy Speaker after being secretly filmed by The Sun On Sunday snorting drugs off two prostitutes in his London flat.
After donning a pink bra, the married peer (allegedly earning £84,500 a year) proceeded to rant on camera about his exorbitant £1,000-a-month rent before slipping the women £200 each for their services.
The living, breathing, sweaty cliche was formerly in charge of maintaining good behaviour in the House of Lords, before his resignation today.
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