Whether we want to actually admit it or not, we've all definitely slid into someone's DMs on social media before. Sure, it's not the most respectable thing to do, but, hey, when you're thirsty, you take a chance to try and get the biggest bottle of "water" you can to quench that thirst, right?
Unfortunately, it never seems to go as expected, because, you know, online macking isn't deemed sexy by ladies. They'd rather be talked to and showered with love and gifts. You can blame a guy for trying, though, which is why Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland should be applauded for his attempt on model Lindsey Pelas—who we always show lots of love to both here and here.
Here's the not-so-subtle macking attempt by Holland on Pelas yesterday:
I was literally class clown my whole life. It's unfortunate https://t.co/KXkFssBEpt— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) October 3, 2016
I was literally class clown my whole life. It's unfortunate https://t.co/KXkFssBEpt
@LindseyPelas Deff the best snap chats to watch. Always entertaining no doubt— Derek Holland (@Dutch_Oven45) October 3, 2016
@LindseyPelas Deff the best snap chats to watch. Always entertaining no doubt
@LindseyPelas don't be afraid to follow back on the snap chat game— Derek Holland (@Dutch_Oven45) October 3, 2016
@LindseyPelas don't be afraid to follow back on the snap chat game
Look at you, Derek, tossing it out there like a meatball right down the middle of the plate for Lindsey Pelas to smack out of the park!
Who knows if she took him up on his offer, but with the MLB postseason beginning and Holland's Rangers chasing a title, maybe some Lindsey Pelas snaps will help him get into that playoff zone—or he's just a horny dude like the rest of us.