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Until a few moments ago, I didn't have any knowledge of Ozzy Man Reviews but boy, oh boy, am I glad to have come across it—especially the most recent video.
For those of you in a similar boat, I'll just go ahead and give you the description from the about trip. Yeah, you're welcome. Saving you a trip! "Reviewing wildlife, sport, WTF vids, game of thrones and the odd movie. Bloody tellin' it straight. No bullshit." Well, that was pretty brief, but hey! It seems to be working! The dude has 1.4 MILLION subscribers on YouTube.
His most recent review is of quite possibly the strangest thing I've ever seen. To be fair, he shares in that sentiment as well, or at the very least recognizes it. If not for the half-naked, soaking wet women jiggling their way down a waterslide, there would be very little reason, if any, to view this program. If nothing else, it just goes to show how much better foreign television is. You can't get away with this shit in America. Sure, we have BS like Fear Factor, but where's the close-up booty shots, huh? Where are the dead geese? Never mind, I take that back. The dead bird aspect of this whole thing makes me very sad and very uncomfortable. Go ahead, have a watch, share in our confusion/glee!
WEIRD, amirite? I mean, I totally understand the competitive angle here as well as the rules but WHY does it have to be a dead bird?! Couldn't it have been a ball or something? Hell, an alive bird would have been less disturbing. Anyway, let's be real, we were in this for the Brazilian butts, God bless 'em. Truly a work of art!