Before we get started with the hangover cure, let's just say there's a reason they call Ozzy Osbourne the "Prince of Darkness." Seriously, the man is deranged. Up until about 5-minute ago we thought the worst thing Ozzy ever put into his mouth was the head of a bat — boy, were we wrong. His hangover cure is possibly the foulest concoction we've ever heard of!
That being said, Osbourne has been partying (HARD) for years. Hell, he's been with Black Sabbath since 1969. If there's one man who knows how to bounce back from a heavy night of drinking — it's Ozzy freakin' Osbourne and thankfully, he shared his secret with the world. According to The Times:
"Warning: Ozzy Osbourne is not a qualified medical professional. Caution is advised:
Rod from Canterbury wrote in to ask what kind of booze produced the least painful hangover. Dr. Ozzy told Rod drinking was drinking, “and after the third glass, any rule you’ve made for yourself is gonna go straight out of the window,” so the real question is what to do the day after:
Over the years, I developed a fail-safe cure. Basically, I’d mix four tablespoons of brandy with four tablespoons of port, throw in some milk, a few egg yolks, and — if I was in a festive mood — some nutmeg. The second I woke, I’d mix it up and down it. The way it works is very clever: it gets you instantly blasted again, so you don’t feel a thing. The only drawback is that, unless you keep drinking, the hangover that eventually catches up with you is about a thousand times worse than it would have otherwise been."
"It gets you instantly blasted again" was perhaps our favorite part of the description. Spoken like a true rockstar. Just to be perfectly clear, we really don't suggest trying this at home. However, in the event that you do — we'd love to hear how it went, you know, for scientific reasons and all that.
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