No matter how old we get or how many mortgages we have to pay, inside all of us is still a 12-year-old boy. And that's the reason why, no matter how hard we try, we can't stop seeing d*cks in these everyday objects. And we're not trying to see a penis —trust us, we're not — they're just there. And honestly, we have a hunch a few of these were intentional. Oh what the hell, they were definitely intentional.