Phone Sex Operator Describes What Her Job's Really Like And, Damn, Talking Dirty For Pay Sounds Fun

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Go ahead and admit it, guys, you've at least thought of calling one of those late-night love lines when you're lonely and bored and sitting on your couch at 3 in the morning. While few of us have ever actually followed through on the temptation, we've all probably wondered what it would be like to.

Wonder no more, because the good people at VICE tracked down a sex phone operator to talk about here job—and it's a hell of a lot more interesting than you might have first imagined.

Going by her phone name, Sarah, here's what the 32-year-old woman had to say about talking dirty to strangers—and getting paid a solid amount of money for it.

What's Your Specialty?

  • "My specialty would be GFE or schoolgirl, but there are tons of specialties. You can do the fem-dom thing. That's super popular. There's a bunch of hypnosis ones."

How Lucrative Is It?

  • "It's definitely a pay cut. Over the past three years in just four accounts, I've made about $43,000 (and I could probably factor in a couple other accounts). You can set up your own 1-800 number. I've thought about doing that. The complication is that somebody calls the 1-800 number, and you go into payment taking mode—taking their name, credit card number, billing information, and then you switch into the naughty stuff once you're officially on the clock. I don't like that switch. I'd rather something else do that and I just talk, so that fee is helpful. It's a little less administration."

Who Are Your Typical Clients?

  • "There's a mix. There's older gentlemen—they probably grew up with phone sex and are very familiar with phone sex. That's the market that has expendable income; they have money to throw at stuff. That's at least 50 percent of it."

What Are The Most Common Scenarios You Get?

  • "It depends on what you're listed as specializing in. I do well with the barely legal/schoolgirl category. Role-play nerds are my specialty. I did an hour-long role-play about Batman and Catwoman. Maybe I've seen the movies, I watched the cartoon as a kid. Apparently that was enough to do a convincing hour-long role-play."

What Was Your Most Unusual Request?

  • "I've only had it once. Apparently he makes the rounds on the circuit. There's a guy who wants to be a turkey and not only that, he wants to be your Thanksgiving dinner."

Did You Go With It?

  • "Oh yeah. Totally. You know, you're basting him, putting the butter on. And I don't cook, so I'm pulling this shit out of my ass! It's literally—can I get five more minutes out of this? OK, cranberry sauce! You're just totally running with it."

Have You Ever Had An Orgasm During A Call?

  • "Uh, yeah! Three to four times a day! [laughs] I haven't had sex in two years. The whole dating thing and introducing this—I don't know how to have that conversation, so I've just been taking myself off the market for a while. I'm focused on making money."

Does Your Family Know You Do This?

  • "Yeah. They don't want to know details, as long as you're getting by. I'm very much the black sheep."

So, yes, guys, having the ability to speak dirty to a woman can actually lead her to getting off—which is a visual image that's pretty F'in hot, if you ask us.

You can check out the full article over at VICE.com to see more of what Sarah had to say—or you can just swallow your pride and call a late-night sex line tonight, your call!

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