When every man's crush, Scarlett Johansson, talked to Playboy back in February about monogamy, saying it's not really her "thing", we were totally cool with that! It made us feel like there was some glimmer of hope.
Unfortunately, that hope has completely dissipated after hearing Johansson's interview with Howard Stern yesterday.
According to Page Six, Stern was trying his hand at playing Mr. Cupid, throwing names like Brad Pitt, Louis C.K., and even David Spade as suggestions for the beautiful Scar Jo. Her response?
“A lot of comedians I know have a dark side, though. I don’t need any darkness,” Johansson replied. “I think I’ve got a lot on my plate right now, but I’ll let you know.”
For all of you funny gents out there, it looks like you won't be catching Johansson's eye anytime soon! She did however open up about a few guys she found sexy and there seemed to be a peculiar parallel between the two.
She exclaimed in the interview:
“Gordon Ramsay! Honestly, I’m like somebody who likes Gordon Ramsay,” she said, before adding, “or Anthony Bourdain!”
Alright, well at least we know the truth now. One of the sexiest women on the planet has a thing for Gordon-fcking-Ramsay. Anthony Bourdain I can understand, so, no judgment.
She concludes the interview with:
“I’m on guard because I have a young daughter,” she said. “That’s something I’m more concerned about … I think I’ve got a lot on my plate right now, but I’ll let you know.”
That's totally understandable and we admire her commitment to motherhood. It can't be easy going through a divorce, let alone with a child. We're rooting for Johansson to settle down with the man of her dreams, who can also be a solid father-figure for her daughter (we're just praying that man ISN'T Gordon Ramsay).