We Still Don't Have Flying Cars, But You Can Now Make Love To A Robot

Human civilization is so advanced these days that we've finally come to an ethical dilemma we never thought we'd reach: Should we be having sex with robots? Starting this year, two companies are releasing seriously life-like robots for lonely dudes who've been daydreaming about this moment. They're not exactly cheap, but if you're sick of having intercourse with humans, these robots promise to offer something as close (if not "better") than the real thing. Watch the video below to see the most realistic love robots hitting the market soon.


So after watching the above video, you're probably in one of two groups right now — the "holy s--t, I can't wait to try this" group or the "oh my god this is creepy as f--k" group. If you're in the latter, you're not alone. Many robotics experts and sex therapists have been expressing ignored warnings about the imminent future of human/robot sex. "Sexbots would always be available and could never say no, so addictions would be easy to feed," Joel Snell, a researcher at Kirkwood College, told the Daily Star. "People may become obsessed by their ever faithful, ever pleasing sex robot lovers. People will rearrange their lives to accommodate their addictions."

We think there might be some truth to that. In September 2017, a sex doll literally broke down after dozens of men mounted and groped it. "It was clear she had been roughly treated which is not how she should be handled, she should be treated with respect," the doll's co-inventor said. "There was damage to the neck and mouth, my business partner described these people as 'barbarians.' This is not how she should be treated, she has sensors all over her body and needs a gentle touch." See? And this is why robots are going to enslave the human race.

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