People Describe Their Sex Life Using 'Star Wars' Quotes And Somewhere, George Lucas Is Blushing

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Unless you're the actual Antichrist, there's a pretty good chance you enjoy a good Star Wars quote every now and again. The action, the drama, the struggle between good and evil, light and dark, father and son — God, it's all so riveting. Yes, we realize we sound like a teenage boy, we don't care! Star Wars is classic and thusly, whipping out a Star Wars quote here and there is encouraged! It'll make you look cultured (and really freakin' nerdy, but, whatever).

This article isn't exactly discussing your favorite Star Wars quotes in the conventional sense though. In fact, we're straying about as far away from conventional as humanly possibly. We guess you could say we're heading to a bedroom far, far away....


Reddit user, EndlessCookies posed the following question and we've gotta say, it's the most important topic we've come across since boxes or briefs.

"If you had to describe your sex life with a star wars quote, what would it be?"

It shouldn't take further convincing that the following answers are worthy of your undivided attention, or else we'll send Jabba the Hutt to crush you with his gelatinous folds — sorry for the imagery, we're just really trying to keep the theme alive.

Yep, That'll Do It

"This ones got a bad motivator"

In A Bedroom Far, Far Away

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”


Breathe Through Your Mouth

"Get in there you hairy oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

Always Wear Protection

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”


Too Well-Endowed?

"Put that thing away you're gonna get us both killed!"

Classic Weapons Malfunction

"Han Solo: [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"



"The bigger they are the harder they fall"

Even In Space, Size Matters

"Judge me by my size, do you?"


To read the full thread, head on over to Reddit for more folks using Star Wars to describe their light saber action. No? How about to describe getting frisky with their Princess Lea buns? Alright, yeah, we're going to go now.

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