I'll just go ahead and apologize now, guys, because, yes, this is about the most annoying trend of 2016, "The Mannequin Challenge," where people film themselves completely still and acting like mannequin dolls before going apeshit by the end of the video.
And while I've held off posting any and all of the ones that people have posted since this thing became Internet popular a couple of months ago—seriously, why is this a thing?—one involving strippers from the Gentleman's Club Sapphire in Las Vegas deserved my attention.
OK, this is it. This should be the mic drop moment that the "Mannequin Challenge" needs because, there's no way in hell anyone can beat this one. It's the best. It's perfect. It's the reason to retire the trend and move onto something more meaningful with our lives. We're declaring it right now.
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