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There's drunk and then there's so drunk that you shove two fish up your ass, pond loaches, to be specific. It seems that this particular man from southern China was the latter.
According to The Daily Mail after the man became highly intoxicated he placed these two seemingly innocent, undeserving fish, up his anus whereupon one of the fish broke through his intestinal wall and swam (yes, literally SWAM) to his upper abdomen.
One doctor said: 'The second fish is four inches long and 0.8 inches wide. He could have lost his life if this loach swam further and reached upper organs.'
For reference, here's a picture. Maybe print it out as a reminder to never shove live animals, especially ones THAT SWIM up your rectum. The finger is pointing to the outline of said fish.
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