Christmas dinner is dragging on, and there’s no end in sight. The only option? Crack out one of these cringe-inducing, table-clearing jokes – dutifully supplied by some professional funny people...
I used to go to a French gym. It was called LA Fitness.
Dad slept with a Playboy bunny. At an STI test he had myxomatosis.
How many Christmas Elves does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don’t exist.
Three guys on a boat. One of them throws his fag overboard. The boat is a cigarette lighter.
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