Christmas shopping is near-impossible without someone telling us what to buy. Thankfully, here's just that...
01 The Duppy Share rum
This tropical caramel number is perfect for the man with a sense of adventure.
02 Anki Overdrive kit
Scalextric is a thing of the past, old man. In the future, cars are controlled by your smartphone.
03 The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury
£33.95, folio society.com
The master of sci-fi muses on space travel and thwarted utopian dreams.
04 Marvel Avengers Titan Hulkbuster figure
“Hulkbuster SMASH! (up your living room)”. Less good at tidying up.
05 Kylo Ren lightsaber
£36.99, forbidden planet.com
We’ve no idea what Star Wars is, but this laser-sword looks cool. Don’t mix with the rum.
06 The Chronic by Dr Dre
A classic, straight outta Compton to your kid brother’s fledgling record collection.
07 Deus Ex Machina T-shirt
£75, seven wolves.co.uk
This badass motorcycle brand will earn your bro street cred, even without a bike.
08 Asics Gel-Super J33 2 trainers
Keep your sporty Adonis bro in wingman-material shape with the best runners out there.
09 Nike Ordem 3 football
You could have the skills of Ronaldo, but it counts for nothing without Nike’s official ball at your feet.
10 Leica D-Lux camera
The most stylish camera of all time gets an upgrade. (Actually, this could be one to keep.)
11 Ex Nihilo Cologne 352 EDP
£150 for 50ml, ex-nihilo- paris.com
Lemon, crushed leaves and white musk = perfect pulling power.
12 Poler sleeping bag
Perfect adventure-wear, even if you’re only going as far as the fridge during the ad break.