What do you get when a pretty girl, wearing a bikini covered in Mentos, has a lie-down in a bath full of Diet Coke?
Nope, not that.
When the FHM office heard that such a video existed, we were expecting something along the lines of a Michael Bay film. Drama, semi-nudity, explosions, excitement, Shia LaBeouf...
But we got this:
Which made us do this:
This video is probably the most frustrating thing you'll see all week. So much promise. So much potential. Such little delivery.
We ended up standing around one screen like it was an open car bonnet; arms folded, tsking, pontificating over what went wrong:
'Definitely should have used more Diet Coke.'
'That coke-to-mentos ratio is way off.'
'This only works when the coke is in the bottle because of the gas and pressure.'
'She needs to roll over. You've got to at least get in the coke. Nope. Ok. Maybe not.'
'This is just horribly embarrassing for everyone.'
Shame on you, 'Sexperimental LOLPervs.' You've let us down, you've let the world down and -here's something to really think about - you've let yourselves down.