By now, there's a good chance that you've read the reports that Jamaican track & field superstar Usain Bolt had quite the Olympic closing ceremony, as he partied into the early hours on Sunday night and, allegedly, cheated on his hot girlfriend, Kasi Bennett.
Unfortunately for Bolt, though, one of the ladies he supposedly hooked up with—Jady Duarte—decided to detail the entire thing to The Daily Mail, talking about how it all went down with the fastest man on the planet.
‘He was stood in front of us and suddenly he pulled up his shirt and showed us his six pack,’ Duarte went on. ‘I had never seen anything like it. I just had to reach out and stroke it.
‘It felt incredible. The muscles were as hard as stone. But I was paying so much attention to his abs that at first I didn’t even notice it was Usain Bolt.’
…’I knew who he was from TV. My mother has been screaming during all his races because she’s such a huge fan,’ said Duarte
‘He’s dark, tall, muscly – just my type – but there were so many beautiful girls there I never imagined I would be the one.
‘The bodyguard said Bolt wants you to come over. I didn’t go at first because I was playing hard to get. Most girls would go over there like a shot but I wanted to make him work.
‘When I was waiting in line to pay at the end of the night he sent the bodyguard over again. He said “why are you not following him? This is Usain Bolt”.
‘Finally we were waiting in line for a taxi and he smiled at me and did the famous victory pose so I was in no doubt who he was.
‘That’s was when I decided it was time to give in to him. He pulled me into the taxi and gave me an incredible kiss.’
After going back to the hotel where Bolt was staying at, the nine-time gold medalist figured he would swoon Jady, busting out Rihanna's song "Work" to get down and dirty to.
‘He played the Rihanna song Work. I think he likes to listen to it when he makes love.
‘It was very passionate and hot – we were devouring one another. He has the body of a champion although his male parts do not match – he is just like a regular guy.
‘I was expecting him to be fast but it was actually the slowest sex I’ve ever had. We did it for about 40 minutes then he took a couple of minutes rest before we did it again.
‘He was certainly quick at recovering but we didn’t have sex a third time.’
Being fast on the track serves Usain Bolt very well, it's too bad the same can't be said when in the bedroom, though. Got to get that stamina up, man!