It's hurricane season, meaning that those of you who live in the Southeastern part of the United States are probably either a) already buried under water or b) about to be. And since we should all be concerned with the copious amounts of water damage that could be happening in the days to come, we should all keep an eye on what is going on.
And even if you're lounging around in a chair on the beach in some tropical island and don't give much of a damn about Hurricane Hermine, you might as well look at the radar anyway, because the warning issued by WJXT in Jacksonville will give you a chuckle—since it sort of, kind of, wait, it really does, resemble a penis.
As you could imagine, given its shape, it didn't take long for the comments to come flooding in.
"I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight."
"Just spent 30 minutes reading 400 dick jokes. #worthit"
"Should we consult someone if it lasts for more than 4 hours?"
"I just hope this storm doesn't hit too hard and isn't too long... unless you're into that kinda stuff.... but seriously let's hope the storm goes limp shortly after landfall."
"At least you don't have to worry about the storm going in dry."
"Is that a tropical storm or are you just happy to see me."
"Hope this doesn't hit the navy base, there will be seamen spread everywhere."
"Looks like this storm is really gonna penetrate."
All jokes aside, let's hope everyone in the surrounding states stay safe out there from the big, giant, moving di--, I mean, storm.