Mushrooms are the veritable chode of the vegetable world.
Sorry to get so graphic on Wednesday morning, but it’s true. Look at them. Of all the veg you’re likely to pick up in a weekly shop - cucumbers, corn on the cob, aubergines - ‘shrooms are the least likely to feature in some kind of regrettable Open All Hours porn parody.
But that would be a big mistake, because, apparently, according to the Mail Online, mushrooms are straight-up dynamite in the sack - more specifically, the recently discovered bright orange Dictyophora mushroom, which can trigger spontaneous climaxes in women.
Here is a picture of said mushroom, and a fly who is presumable having the time of her fucking life.
So what do you think about that, eh? It's a lot to take in. Not much more to say on our end, to be honest.