Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton was in Cleveland, Oh. yesterday giving a speech and, no joke, you won't believe what happened to her while trying to talk, as she actually barfed up something into a glass of water and, yep, she then sipped from that same glass.
Now, let's break this down for a second and consider what this might be.
1. A Cough Drop
This seems reasonable enough because, you know, Clinton was coughing as she was spitting it out, so maybe she has a cold and was sucking back on something to help that out.
2. A Loogie
You know that feeling when you're talking too much and you feel a giant wad of spit just sort of get mashed together and nearly come flying out of your mouth? Maybe this happened to Hill?
3. Part Of Her Lung
I don't know how, or if, this is even possible, but bodies do weird shit, sometimes, so who am I to say Hillary didn't hock up a piece of one of her internal organs, spit it into a glass, and then disgustingly sip from that same glass?
Whatever this mystery substance was, it was big enough to cause a scene, meaning it was definitely bigger than something like a hair or a little fly that sneaked down her pipe. Who knows what it actually was, but I do know that it's gross as hell to watch without gagging.