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This truly is a trolling stories for the ages and we couldn't be more excited to share it with y'all. Granted, we've seen a ton of epic trolling in our day — but this BY FAR takes the troll cake. What exactly is so special about this case, you ask?
Well, it involves the same key factors that make any movie or television series entertaining — humor, revenge, mystery, and of course, a little nudity!
...Er, to be fair though, this nudity isn't exactly Andrea Londo on Narcos level hot. It's more like a men's gym locker room level hot. We know, we know...doesn't sound appealing, but bare with us!
So, Ian from Scotland happens to have a knockout of a girlfriend, Lauren, and with that, he has to deal with creeps constantly sliding into her DMs. The interaction that follows is one such instance and he handled like a champion. Hats off, Ian, hats off!
Who opens with a line like that?! It's amazing that Lauren didn't pour bleach on her phone just to temper the sting of creepiness. Although, can that level of creep ever truly be washed away? We doubt it, friends. Don't worry, the saga continues to get juicier.
All well and good, right? He's playing along — nothing crazy! The creep is completely unsuspecting, poor thing. Well, not really poor thing, loser deserves some trolling and trolling he will receive!
Ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes on the money shot (no, not that kind). A trolling move so brilliant, we're ashamed we didn't think of it ourselves! Of course, we had to censor it, you're welcome. Did you really want to see testicles this morning? We doubt it.
When asked about the whole ordeal, Ian told Unilad:
"She didn’t know what to reply to be honest it’s a bit of a weird first line, I just thought it was hilarious and he just said ‘move man’ or something after."
"I mean she shoots them down before me it’s just because I was there this time, it happens a lot cause she’s very pretty."
There you have it, Gentleman. If your girlfriend is ever in a pickle and needs you to defend her honor against the endless array of scumbags on the internet save her with your balls! Go balls to the wall, literally!
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