I know you're not asking for my opinion, but I'm going to give it to you anyway. Before we get into the nitty-gritty numbers, I'm here to tell you that friends with benefits is a myth. It won't last, hell, it can't last! It will end in one of three ways and there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Both parties develop romantic feelings and become a monogamous couple.
One person develops feelings, it gets weird, the sex stops, the friendship dissolves.
Both parties start sleeping with other people.
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This is not really up for discussion, people. This is fact. Of course I'm not talking about having sex with a friend, that can happen once and ya'll can carry on perfectly normal afterward for the duration of your friendship. I'm talking about two friends who have sex with each other consistently—gay, straight, bi, cats, dogs, Trump—the species is irrelevant, it doesn't work.
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Despite all logic and common sense, people are still going to continue to have casual sex with their friends. So, I guess the least we can do is inform you about what you're getting yourself into. Well, I'm not going to inform you—I'm just going to relay pertinent information from the good people over at Dr. Ed. They 1,000 Europeans and Americans about the inner workings of being friends with benefits, here's what they learned—
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To read the full study, head HERE