When It's OK To Please Yourself, Watch Dirty Movies And Even Fart In Front Of Your Significant Other

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As men, we do a lot of gross stuff. That's not a knock on our gender—being a guy is F'in awesome—but it's the truth!

From plucking nose hairs, to shaving parts we literally can't see to, of course, farting and disgustingly wafting it up to smell, if there's one thing men are often good at, it's being themselves no matter the situation.

Problem is, when in a relationship, we're forced to change our ways a little bit, instantly putting on a filter so not to make the woman run out in absolute horror at the crazy things we say or do while around her.

Thankfully, the dating app Sapio is her to help with that transition, as they interviewed 2,000 people to see how long it takes for certain things to be considered acceptable—like masturbating, watching porn and, of course, farting in front of a significant other.

It only takes one day to three months to yank it in front of her? That's pretty awesome news, in our opinion.

On the flip side, there are some things that should never, ever, under any circumstance happen. So, what are those things? Well, Sapio got their answer from the same 2,000 people, who replied with these hideous acts as the worst deal-breakers.

Finally, Sapio wanted to know what naughty activities might be a little too naughty while around a significant other—and, yep, not showering before oral sex topped the list.

Now that you know the good, the bad and the ugly things that are both acceptable and unacceptable to do in a relationship, go forth and be a man—just know when it's actually OK to be one in front of your lady in the room.

To see the full research, head on over to Sapio's website.

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