Woman Recounts Her First Group Sex Experience (And It Sounds Pretty Wild)

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Orgy Porn is overwhelming enough, could you even imagine what it would be like in real life? I hate to be graphic (no, I don't) but there's just so many limbs and scents—so many fluids and SO much sweat....I'm not so sure if it's for me, but that's because I'm a germaphobe, a fact that has gotten in the way of a lot more than just my sex life.

Just because the idea of an orgy makes me want to bathe in Clorox doesn't meant it can't be super f'in hot. I mean, for the millionth time, if I didn't have this aversion to germs I would be allllll up in there. Humans are hedonistic creatures by nature, so why fight it? We were all put on this earth to have fun and I don't know about you, but an orgy-night-out sounds a bit more enticing than your typical sport's bar—at least that's how this anonymous woman made it seem.

I don't recommend reading this at work. Not because there's any NSFW imagery, but because is there anything WEIRDER than being aroused at work? I don't think so. Do NOT be the guy who gets a half-chub under his desk—NOT COOL.

"The fun begins. A half-naked guy walks up to the bar, mentioning that it’s all happening upstairs. So I pound my drink, ask the female bartender for another and climb the staircase. From the room above me I hear laughing and chatting. Down the hall a woman is moaning really loudly.

There are three bedrooms. I take door number one and steel myself.

I enter to find eight people having sex on a bed. They’re pouring over the sides, an erotic mess of moaning. Girl on girl, guy on girl, it’s all happening. Strangely, there’s a tepee in the corner housing a girl sitting on someone’s face. I don’t know if it’s her partner.

Not everyone’s involved. People are standing around watching, but it’s all pretty casual. The vibe almost feels like that of a group of guys standing around drinking beers and kicking the tires of a car. Almost.

I venture next door....It’s through door number two that I come across a girl who looks like Kate Winslet. She’s having sex with a stunning, petite redhead with alabaster skin. Winslet’s husband is sitting on a chair next to the bed masturbating. A short-haired blonde wearing a black trench coat is sitting at the head. Another couple are standing by the window watching, like seasoned voyeurs."

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