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The Dumbest F'in New Year's Eve Injuries Ever (As Told By Doctors, Nurses, And EMTs)

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There's a reason they call New Year's Eve amateur night, guys and if we can offer a single piece of advice, it would be this: stay indoors and avoid all local watering-holes. That being said, we know none of you are going to listen. You want to drink and party and ring in the new year like a rock star, blah, blah, freakin' blah. If you insist on going out, just stay alert! The idea is to celebrate, not end up in the hospital.

Speaking of hospitals, we'd like to give a special shoutout to all those personnel who have to deal with the drunken idiots on NYE puking, bleeding, and God knows what else. Thanks to reddit user, icameforthemusic for posing the following question, we got to peek into the lives of these workers and yikes, we've never been more thankful for our jobs.

"Doctors/Nurses/Police/EMT/Firefighters: what was the dumbest injury you saw this New Year's Eve?"

We apologize in advance for how cringe-worthy some of these are. Just remember, if you want to chug tequila and champagne in an hour, this is what will happen to you.

Fiancé Fiasco

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The Man Just Wanted A Kebab

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That Escalated Quickly

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Third Degree Bum

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We Shouldn't Be Laughing

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Short, Sweet, And Amazing

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And Sometimes, They Hurt Themselves

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Wear Size Appropriate Condoms, Y'all

Comment from discussion Doctors/Nurses/Police/EMT/Firefighters: what was the dumbest injury you saw this New Year's Eve?.


What's With All The Butt Stuff?

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To read more ridiculous New Year's Eve injuries, head on over to reddit and remember, be safe out there, guys!

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