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ABOUT ME
I'm American. Not the ugly kind, you know. Well, I am the Ugly American while I'm at work...
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MY LIKES
Conversations about random stuff, sleeping, dogs, exercising, and the obvious...
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MY DISLIKES
Pointless conversations that make me angry because they are so unnecessary, oxygen thieves...
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SEXIEST WOMEN
ScarJo, Angie, Keeley, Sophie Howard, Emily Scott, Leilee Sobieski, Lucy Pinder, Michelle "MILF" Marsh, Katie Price (pre-not-cool-anymore), and any decently attractive girl who can hold a conversation with me and give me a killer back massage.
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MUSIC
Default, Dethklok, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Megadeth, Motörhead, Whitesnake, Great White, among many, many others...
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MOVIES
The Man With No Name trilogy, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Tears of the Sun, Black Hawk Down, Gladiator, 300, Troy, Transformers, The Notebook, Wedding Crashers, The Prestige, Shooter
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TELEVISION
The Simpsons, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Frisky Dingo. Fuck watching poker.
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SPORT
College football, pro baseball, horse and college and pro basketball.
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