Darksiders (released January 5), is an action-adventure game based on the Book of Revelation in the New Testament. Read it recently? No? To fill you in, it’s pretty grim. It’s all about the apocalypse. Except Darksiders is worse, because it’s about the apocalypse gone wrong. Yup. BIG balls up. You take on the role of War, one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, tasked with finding out what’s happened to all your other horsey mates and why the final battle to save the world caught everyone off-guard. Up for it?