Freddy Krueger returns to cinemas on Friday 7 May in a new beginning for the Nightmare On Elm Street horror series. We saw it last week and anyone who says we jumped like a drugged up wallaby throughout, and let out an audible squeak during the last act bit in the wardrobe, is a liar. We do not do that. We are big brawny men (it was scary, leave us alone)

We've got an exclusive clip of the film, which introduces Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from Watchmen) as a new take on the knife-handed murderer. Freddy Krueger haunts his victims, attacking them in their dreams. But when he kills them in their nightmares, they die in real life. Sneaky git. But what do all these kids have in common, aside from generally finding themselves riddled with holes? You'll have to watch the movie to find out.

Watch the clip, see the film on Friday, but don't go telling on us to your mum if you can't get to sleep afterwards.