Behold the ultimate in fully-immersive, stupidly indulgent, girlfriend-abhorring gamery. Powered by no less than four Xbox 360 consoles, the VRX Mach 4 extends your view across three 37-inch fully HD screens and sports Microsoft’s knuckle-jarring force feedback wheel. There’s even a miniature 7-inch ‘wing mirror’ for keeping an eye on the woefully-under equipped opposition, as well as a scarily big bolted-on speaker system.

True, for the £12,500 price tag you could drive home a brand new Golf. But until Volkswagen can deliver wireless online racing with anonymous Japanese children, this little beaut shall remain the focus of our consumerist lust.