Stars: Alex Frost, Eric Deulen, John Robinson

They say: In this Columbine-inspired drama we follow several young lovelies eventually linked by bloodshed.

We say: An 81-minute eternity, all-too effectively capturing the boredom and banality of a ho-hum school day, performed by a non-professional cast. Pretentious, dull and pseudo-important; it won top prize at Cannes, obviously.

Best bit: Some nice shots of pretty clouds.