Stars: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Cher
They say: Conjoined twins Damon and Kinnear quit their burger bar and head for Hollywood. Small-screen stardom beckons when Cher casts them in lousy legal show Honey And The Beaze. Or rather, she casts Kinnear – Damon doesn’t have much choice.
We say: Having come up with this great idea, gross-out merchants the Farrelly brothers sadly fail to deliver the laughs. Like the boys’ burgers, filling but bland.